January 2010
6 posts
What I wish My English Assignment Could Be Part 1
Achilles
1.Achilles was a Greek hero who fought in the Trojan war. He is most known for being invincible everywhere except his heel.
2. He can be paralleled to a sexy ass guy with a job,a car, a huge obsession with you, and a 3 inch penis.
3. Both seem to fabulous at first glace, but unfortunately have a very small but serious problem.
Cassandra
1.Cassandra was the prophet of doom (what a...
Talking to Jordan is such a waste of time
Me: Do you know where The Blind Side is?
Him: The Blind Side?
Me: Yeah the blind side
Him: Is that a movie?
Me: yeah
Him: That one with poor guy?
Me: yeah
Him: and he was homeless?
Me: yeah
Him: and he was a football player?
Me: Yeah
Him: oh that movie go! that movie is hella tight!
Me: Do you know where it is?
Him: Oh its at Joshua's house.
He couldn't have said that first?
