Yes, I am in fact a classy bitch
So there’s this girl right and I love her to death. She is a sweetheart, really she is, but from time to time she gets me ever so slightly fucked up. And that’s partially my fault. You have to know me sober in order to understand me drunk. Otherwise I just seem like this crazy bitch who talks too much. Over 75% of the shit I say when I’m drunk, I say when I’m sober. I’ll tell you I’m a classy bitch when I’m sober. And because I’m a classy bitch, don’t ever fucking ask me if I sucked some guys dick. No bitch I did not and I will not. I will never ever suck some dick in a fucking bathroom. It doesn’t matter how drunk I am. I’m not doing that shit. That’s trashy as fuck. Maybe that’s some shit you pulled in your day, but me? Bitch please, in the words of NewNew “uh uh ain’t gone happen neva”.
